Knock knock.. "Whose there??"

WE ARE!! Thats right, five beautiful girlies have just moved into their new house on Milton Road, Southampton, and absolutely love it..

Although I've only been here for two nights, I can safely say the antics have not been ones to dissappoint. Well, if you include climbing out your window ledge and drunkenly greeting any passer by within a 5 mile radius through such lung capacity. And I suppose chucking cigarette butts into next doors garden, unbeknown that they are sitting behind the fence also counts. Obviously after the mortifying realisation that they are in fact right there, one can only act instantly pissed (despite the mere single glass of wine previously consumed), and therefore be chanted at as a lightweight for the rest of the year.. FABULOUS!

Ok so the house isn't perfect at a first glance, and believe me Posh Pads have certainly been informed their pads aren't really so posh with the toilet refusing to flush as the doors refuse to lock, butttt after much persistence I can now inform everyone to give the purple door a knock and come see for yourself!

I will definitely miss halls, especially some of THOSE antics (shopping trolleys in the hallway included), but am loving the fact we have somewhere to call our own, and am embracing the new responsibility it brings.. and if by putting on a pair of pink rubbers and scrubbing the grime from the previous tenants shit hole, I WILL embrace it, yes yes, I will.. hmmm??

Something amusing upon arrival would have to be looking out the window to find our garden consisting of: an apple tree, table and chairs, and other standard gardening items you would EXPECT to find on ones lawn. This, of course, in great comparison to next doors 'gardening items:' 4 shopping trolleys, five stolen signs, numerous broken chairs, and womens underwear victoriously displayed on the washing line.. bare in mind, all tenants are guys!

Note to self, house parties, messy nights and (the odd) shopping trolley on the landing will be embraced weekly, especially if number 120's house party was anything to go by!


OH and remember, the guy next door with the bright green mohecan with snakes and ladders PJ's.. well, just remember him.. :)